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MMA Goat Rankings:

1. Jon Jones

2. Demetrius Johnson

3. Anderson Silva

Best MMA Fight:

Zhang Weili vs Joanna Jerjedzrck

Honorable Mention: Jon Jones vs Alexander Gustafsson 1

Best Knockout:

Jorge Masvidal vs Ben Askren

Honorable Mention: Uriah Hall vs Adam Cella

Best Submission:

Jon Jones vs Lyoto Machida

Honorable Mention: Anderson       Silva vs Chanel Sonnen 1 

Best Upset: 

Tristan Connelly vs Michel Pereira

Honorable Mention: Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey

10 Random Questions:

What’s something weird that you recommend everyone tries at least once?

Fried Tofu

What cheesy song do you have memorized?

"The Rain" by Oran "Juice" Jones

Do you have superstitions?

Yea. Outside of the usual splitting pole or walking under a ladder ones I cant leave a basketball unless I make a 3 pointer. My belief is that I'll have a bad outing next time I hit the court.

What would be the worst movie sequel ever made?

Sharknado, ironically they made like 4 of those movies lol

If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

My post workout smoothie. Carbs, fruits, veggies, and protein. Easy work

If you were reincarnated as a famous landmark, which would it be?

Staples Center. Laker fan through and through. Still hurting over Kobe to this day like this is still hard to comprehend or make sense of.

If one animal was the size of an elephant, which would be the scariest?

All of them. But spiders would be worst. Go watch Eight legged freaks lol

Would you rather go 30 days without your phone or your entire life without dessert?

Easy call. 30 days is lightweight compared to a lifetime.

If everything in your house had to be one color, what color would you chose?

Smokey blue

Would you rather have unlimited sushi for life or unlimited tacos for life?

Tacos. Tried sushi back in my carnivore days and I maxed out at California rolls. Raw aint it.

MMA Goat Rankings:

1. Jon Jones

2. WEC Jose Aldo

3. Demetrius Johnson

Best MMA Fight:

Joanna Jedrejczyk vs Weili Zhang (easily)

 Honorable Mention: Israel Adesanya vs Kelvin Gastelum

Best Knockout:

Jose Aldo vs Cub Swanson (WEC)

Honorable Mention: Anthony Njokuani vs Chris Horodecki (WEC)

Best Submission:

Mir vs Lesnar 1

Honorable Mention: Ryan Hall vs BJ Penn

Best Upset:

Tito Ortiz vs Ryan Bader (Vegas nights)

Honorable Mention: Austin Hubbard vs Max Roshkopf (LMFAO)

10 Random Questions:

Would you rather trade some intelligence for looks or looks for intelligence?

Tough call but I think I’m smart enough to trade a little common sense for Paul George hairline and still be aight

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What animal would be the most terrifying if it could speak?

Birds... easy. They’re all over the place and over your head. You see Hitchcock?

If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

Warning: “Doesn’t want to talk to you... unless he wants to talk to you and then he doesn’t want to shut up”

Would you rather be the best player on a horrible team or the worst player on a great team?

I’d rather be AI in the 2001 finals than Mark Madsen on the bench looking away from T. Lue getting stepped over, EASY.

Who or where would you haunt if you were a ghost?

I mean if I got my choice it's got to be a 5-star resort with great views and water but is also already a historical landmark so they can’t... kick me out so to speak.

Which celebrity chef would you most like to make you dinner?

I want to say Guy Fieri, but honestly, I just want to do a Diners Drive-ins and Dives episode with him. All 3 restaurants. Show me what you did and let me enjoy.

How much would someone have to pay you to eat a live spider?

No way, No how. Never gonna happen. I hate spiders.

If you joined the circus, what would your circus act be?

I could probably give 4 bars (rap) a piece to people in the crowd if I tried hard enough.

Would you rather be the most popular kid in school or the smartest kid in school?

Being the smartest kid sounds like a lot of pressure. Popularity is a drug that I’m all the way cool on though so give me brains.

What’s the worst pickup line you’ve ever heard/dished out?

I told this girl one time that I liked her socks and touched her ankle. They were Betty Boop. She later told me she thought it was creepy, but she married me so #JordanShrug